Classroom Challenger Mugs

"How do you explain today's lesson was different than what's on Wikipedia?"

'Unlike my colleagues in the 4th grade, I welcome the challenge!'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

Children's education

Computer Class.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"First period music always leaves me with a tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day."

Lessons.

“Honestly class, where are your minds?!”

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

"No, I don't believe Michaelangelo ever did any bobbleheads."

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

'If you don't do your homework, you'll be a child left behind.'

"Sorry, class, but because of new deregulations, I don't have to teach you anything this year."

"Aw, Miss! Why do you always pick on me to answer the questions?"

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

'What does surrender mean?'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

Parents teacher conference.