Classroom Champ Mugs

"A school's purpose is to excite, engage and stimulate its students' minds...or so I'm told."

"Let me guess...this one's yours."

"I have a website because I need a part time job to supplement my income."

"She's so smart...on the highway of life, she's in the E-Z Pass lane."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Children's education

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

Examinations.

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Music Lessons

'While outsourcing is a common business practice, you may not ousource your research and homework assignments, Fletcher.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.

"She's a high grade teacher."

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

I'm in the den mom, reading the newspaper for social studies class.

Global Education

“Honestly class, where are your minds?!”