Struggling In School Pillows

"The A B C's are a mystery to him, but he's very solid on the letter F."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

'I wish there were true and false questions on math tests. At least that way I'd have a 70% chance of getting one right.'

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

Gone for Broke College

"Baldo, you need to hit those books!"

'I keep failing my spelling tests. I think my brain needs more RAM.'

Modern Studying

"You belong to a Dungeons and Dragons group, you're a committed Goth, and you're failing Medieval History?!"

'I've been learning a lot, but I do terribly on tests.'

"Learning percentages has made me realize there's a 50% chance I'll flunk math."

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'

'I wish I could fast forward today...'

Back to school anchor

"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."

'Don't know what else to do. The medication obviously isn't working.'