Struggling In School Mugs

"The A B C's are a mystery to him, but he's very solid on the letter F."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

'I wish there were true and false questions on math tests. At least that way I'd have a 70% chance of getting one right.'

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

Gone for Broke College

Modern Studying

"Baldo, you need to hit those books!"

You've got to help me, Em. Sure. My mom's hot on this strict, Chinese-style parenting. Welcome to my world. Tell her that your parents aren't pushing you to be a doctor. Sure. They gave up on that. They'll settle for Harvard law school. That's too much information.

"You belong to a Dungeons and Dragons group, you're a committed Goth, and you're failing Medieval History?!"

'I keep failing my spelling tests. I think my brain needs more RAM.'

'I've been learning a lot, but I do terribly on tests.'

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'

Back to school anchor

'I wish I could fast forward today...'

"Learning percentages has made me realize there's a 50% chance I'll flunk math."

"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."