Student Strugglers Mugs

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Gone for Broke College

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

'Math isn't really my long suit, Mrs. Ferguson -- how about I just take a drug test?'

"Baldo, you need to hit those books!"

Modern Studying

'I've been learning a lot, but I do terribly on tests.'

'I wish I could fast forward today...'

"Learning percentages has made me realize there's a 50% chance I'll flunk math."

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'

"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."

"Mr. Murillo couldn't understand how I could make so many mistakes. So I told him that you helped me write it."

"I've discovered I don't have a head for figures."

'How did you do on the plane geometry exam?' - 'I'm back to square one.'

Even medical students sometimes have to repeat a year.

"Did you know that people with four-year degrees earn twice as much as people with high school degrees?"

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Undergraduate talking to college porter

"She dumped me the minute I flunked out of medical school."

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."