Student Loan Strugglers Mugs

"This won't be easy, given your grades. You'll need to find someone even dumber than you to co-sign."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

Student Debt

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

"Baldo, you need to hit those books!"

Modern Studying

Life plan

Gone for Broke College

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'

"You'll probably quite enjoy your bleak old age..."

Borrowed 200K for mime school

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

"It's a rags to riches story. He started with $80,000 in student loan debt, and now he has a job and moved out of his parent's basement."

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

After years of study & hard effort, you're ready to begin your life's work. . . paying off your student loan."

"OK, I'll go to my room, but one day I'll get back at you by going to college and putting you into deep financial debt."

'Student debt??? You ought to see my campaign debt!'

"Oh, they sent me to the best obedience school...now I have to dig my bones to pay the loans."

"Just think, your student loan may outlive you."

'Sorry kids, we've had to introduce parenting fees.'

"We spent a lot of money educating him so..."

'I hope your company does not have mandatory retirement at 65. I'll have to work until 95 to pay off my student loans.'

Son, when I went to school, I trudged for years knee-deep in student loans!

"Did you know that people with four-year degrees earn twice as much as people with high school degrees?"

'We're sending you back so that you can pay off your student loans.'

"Why can't you give me a student loan? I'm a student."

"$120,000 in student loan debt, and you're telling me I need to dumb down my resume?"

'I hereby sentence you to 40 years labor in an office with florescent lighting, just enough salary to keep you alive to the next paycheck, and a student loan that you never quite pay off.'

'Evidently, studying isn't one of the tasks you perform when you're multitasking.'