School Troubles Mugs

"I didn't make the Dean's list, but I made the Principal's list."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

"You belong to a Dungeons and Dragons group, you're a committed Goth, and you're failing Medieval History?!"

'I wish I could fast forward today...'

"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."

'Don't know what else to do. The medication obviously isn't working.'

"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

'Humans can't change into bloodthirsty monsters? Forget it! You should have seen my dad when I showed him the last class test!'

"Mr. Murillo couldn't understand how I could make so many mistakes. So I told him that you helped me write it."

'How did you do on the plane geometry exam?' - 'I'm back to square one.'

"I couldn't make heads or tails of your test questions so I flipped a coin!"

"Cancel Culture."

"This zit is growing way out of control!"

'My mother signed my report card. It got smudged by her tears.'

Never declare a food fight on artichoke day!

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."

'I got caught cribbing from Charley Jones' laptop!'

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

"The A B C's are a mystery to him, but he's very solid on the letter F."

Kid on the way to pricipal's office see a girl in the hall with a stand setup to give legal advice.

"You might fake an illness at home, but here, only a fever makes her a believer."

'Watch out for her. She lets you do all the talking.'

'You're failing chemistry!' 'But...you're taking away my dream of becoming a professional athlete!'

'I sense that you're experiencing a bit stress. They say that shopping is therapeutic. How about joining my Mom and I this weekend!'

"I virtually finished my homework."