School Challenges Mugs

'Don't know what else to do. The medication obviously isn't working.'

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

'My mother signed my report card. It got smudged by her tears.'

"Cancel Culture."

"You belong to a Dungeons and Dragons group, you're a committed Goth, and you're failing Medieval History?!"

"I couldn't make heads or tails of your test questions so I flipped a coin!"

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"I'd rather eat your homework."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Tic-tac-toe

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"Shouldn't you be studying?

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Discomfort zone.

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

"Other than being sent to the principal's office, my detention, and three day suspension, school was good."

"If it makes any difference, it's a remarkable piece of plagiarism."

'You've failed to reach your performance targets,we'll have to let you go.'

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

Be sure to tell us if the school tries cyberspying again. Ok, mom. It's wrong to snap webcam pics of students. Uh-huh. They shouldn't use computers that way! Besides, it's a waste of time. They could just check the kid's facebook page, What were they thinking?

Joe's Bar: Your money back if you think you're man enough!

'I wish I could fast forward today...'

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."

'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

"I think he stood on a nettle."

'I was a teenager once too, dear.'

Giving thanks.

"Mr. Murillo couldn't understand how I could make so many mistakes. So I told him that you helped me write it."

"You only made it halfway, Barnes. We're looking for someone who is a little tougher."

'How did you do on the plane geometry exam?' - 'I'm back to square one.'

"I don't CARE if Tracey Emin's unmade bed sold for £440,000...I STILL want you to clean your room!"