School Challenges Gifts

'Don't know what else to do. The medication obviously isn't working.'

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

'My mother signed my report card. It got smudged by her tears.'

"Cancel Culture."

"You belong to a Dungeons and Dragons group, you're a committed Goth, and you're failing Medieval History?!"

"I couldn't make heads or tails of your test questions so I flipped a coin!"

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"I'd rather eat your homework."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Tic-tac-toe

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"Shouldn't you be studying?

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Discomfort zone.

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

'You've failed to reach your performance targets,we'll have to let you go.'

"Other than being sent to the principal's office, my detention, and three day suspension, school was good."

"If it makes any difference, it's a remarkable piece of plagiarism."

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

'I wish I could fast forward today...'

Joe's Bar: Your money back if you think you're man enough!

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."

'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

Giving thanks.

'I was a teenager once too, dear.'

"I think he stood on a nettle."

'How did you do on the plane geometry exam?' - 'I'm back to square one.'

"I don't CARE if Tracey Emin's unmade bed sold for £440,000...I STILL want you to clean your room!"

"Mr. Murillo couldn't understand how I could make so many mistakes. So I told him that you helped me write it."

"You only made it halfway, Barnes. We're looking for someone who is a little tougher."

Find the needle in the haystack: $5