Navigating School Challenges Gifts

"She's being bullied at school for saying something nice about someone on social media."

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"We thought this was more realistic."

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

"Shouldn't you be studying?

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'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

"You belong to a Dungeons and Dragons group, you're a committed Goth, and you're failing Medieval History?!"

'I didn't write the report. I printed it directly from the Internet, but I did all of the stapling and collating myself.'

'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...'

'You are new here, aren't you?'

"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."

"My parents have decided to homeschool me, but they haven't decided which home."

'Of course, like everything for kids, some assembly is required.'

'Have a nice day at school, Jeffrey -- remember to stay on message!'

"I won it for being lice-free."

'Don't know what else to do. The medication obviously isn't working.'

Giving thanks.

"Mr. Murillo couldn't understand how I could make so many mistakes. So I told him that you helped me write it."

'How did you do on the plane geometry exam?' - 'I'm back to square one.'

"I couldn't make heads or tails of your test questions so I flipped a coin!"

"Cancel Culture."

'My mother signed my report card. It got smudged by her tears.'

"The A B C's are a mystery to him, but he's very solid on the letter F."

'I didn't run for class president because I was unsure if your credit rating could stand the scrutiny.'

"You shouldn't blame your father for the 'F'...you should do assignments yourself!"

Kid on the way to pricipal's office see a girl in the hall with a stand setup to give legal advice.

'Where did we go wrong...?'

"That top is so... interesting." "I love that you don’t care how your hair looks!"

"Cruz, you can't use your phone in class."

'Mum, they're making fun of me at school because I have a small nose...'

"I can't believe that in a few short years we're actually going to like them."