Navigating High School Gifts

"That top is so... interesting." "I love that you don’t care how your hair looks!"

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"Three more years of high school."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Jumping cheerleaders

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

Don't you hate...

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

Highschool sign.

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

Sex Education Class: "Smirking or non smirking?"

Teen's Comet

Forming the adolescent personality

The end of innocence

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

High School

"Of course I'm not quitting school, Dad! If anything, I've learned that if you want to succeed, you need passion and leadership and a whatever-it-takes attitude!"