High School Experiences Gifts

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

Jumping cheerleaders

Don't you hate...

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"No surgery. I'm just trying to hide a pimple."

High School

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

"Stop the clowning, Johnson. The final isn't going to be all that bad."

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

"Is everything like a comic to you?"

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"I won't be in tomorrow. I'm taking a personal snow day."

'Report cards, folks - and they have to be signed by your high school chemistry teachers.'

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

'Talk about being scared straight...I just found out that being held back a grade is not an urban myth.'

"My problem is, I can't tell the rules from the guidelines."

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

Prom 2020

'Vocabulary doesn't seem that hard 'til you start trying to use it on girls.'

"I want to be a stand up comic, but life's not crap enough."

'Could you ask me how school was later? Right now I'm off-line.'

"I'm a junior who got held back a year. Can I still get a senior ticket?"

The assistant to the chair begins another busy day.