High School Experiences Pillows

There's only one way to test out the sex-ed theories. Uh-oh. I need a date with Ryan Beardsley. Twig? He's not on the curriculum. True, but

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

Jumping cheerleaders

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

Don't you hate...

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

Thanks for the lift, Nana. Don't get any big ideas about acting. It's just a high school musical. I guess you aren't coming back to see the show. Correct. Tonight! Cats! Spring musical. That's ok. Slam! I'm parking now to get a front row seat!

"No surgery. I'm just trying to hide a pimple."

High School

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

"Stop the clowning, Johnson. The final isn't going to be all that bad."

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

"Is everything like a comic to you?"

I'm freaking out! Thursday is dress rehearsal. Nerves? Work! I've got a math and history test on Friday. Why did I ever sign up for the spring musical? Because it's fun? West Fester High School. On my college application it'll look like I had fun. It'll go with your "Looks aren't important" essay.

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

"I won't be in tomorrow. I'm taking a personal snow day."

'Talk about being scared straight...I just found out that being held back a grade is not an urban myth.'

Wow, you're right! Your mom's regurgitated worms are way better than my mom's!

'Report cards, folks - and they have to be signed by your high school chemistry teachers.'

"My problem is, I can't tell the rules from the guidelines."

'Vocabulary doesn't seem that hard 'til you start trying to use it on girls.'

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

Prom 2020

"I want to be a stand up comic, but life's not crap enough."

'Could you ask me how school was later? Right now I'm off-line.'

The assistant to the chair begins another busy day.