High School Experience Pillows

'Could you ask me how school was later? Right now I'm off-line.'

I'm freaking out! Thursday is dress rehearsal. Nerves? Work! I've got a math and history test on Friday. Why did I ever sign up for the spring musical? Because it's fun? West Fester High School. On my college application it'll look like I had fun. It'll go with your "Looks aren't important" essay.

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Three more years of high school."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Back to school.

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Jumping cheerleaders

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Feel my claw of death!"

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

Department of Nanotechnology

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

Don't you hate...

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'Why not take some time off after high school...travel a bit...get a job...make some money...pay your own way through college.'

Highschool sign.