High School Journey Pillows

"I'm pretty sure it's because we want the kind of girl...who doesn't want anything to do with guys like us."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"Three more years of high school."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Department of Nanotechnology

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

"Look, son, real estate."

Don't you hate...

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

'Why not take some time off after high school...travel a bit...get a job...make some money...pay your own way through college.'

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

Highschool sign.

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'