High School Journey Mugs

"I'm pretty sure it's because we want the kind of girl...who doesn't want anything to do with guys like us."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"Three more years of high school."

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Back to school.

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"I've outgrown my backpack."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Department of Nanotechnology

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

"Look, son, real estate."

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

Don't you hate...

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

'Why not take some time off after high school...travel a bit...get a job...make some money...pay your own way through college.'

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

Highschool sign.

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.