Transition To High School Mugs

Ted hits puberty...

'Listen to this school supplies list for Timmy next year!. . . Graphing calculator, chemistry goggles, lacrosse shin guards and an ipad.'

'Talk about being scared straight...I just found out that being held back a grade is not an urban myth.'

High School

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"Three more years of high school."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Back to school.

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

Don't you hate...

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

Highschool sign.

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

Teen's Comet

Sex Education Class: "Smirking or non smirking?"

Forming the adolescent personality

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

The end of innocence

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!