Teen Entering High School Mugs

The end of innocence

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"Three more years of high school."

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

Back to school.

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'I'm not doing well in Chemistry - I'm out of my element.'

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'