High School Students Mugs

"Last, I have some urgent news...Freddie Prinze Jr. is getting married this year...so he's officially off the market! But there are still plenty of tall, dark and handsome men available...especially at this school! That is all."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"Three more years of high school."

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Back to school.

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Feel my claw of death!"

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

Department of Nanotechnology

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

Don't you hate...

'Why not take some time off after high school...travel a bit...get a job...make some money...pay your own way through college.'

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"How was prom?"

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.