High School Seniors Mugs

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

Department of Nanotechnology

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

'Why not take some time off after high school...travel a bit...get a job...make some money...pay your own way through college.'

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"How was prom?"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

Pensioner's Romance

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

Southwick College: Basically, for the most part, usually - a meritocracy.

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"No surgery. I'm just trying to hide a pimple."

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."