Teen Entering High School Pillows

The end of innocence

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"Three more years of high school."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

'I'm not doing well in Chemistry - I'm out of my element.'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'