Starting High School Pillows

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

"I've finished my homework for the next seven years!"

"Ben is in his first year of high school, and he's questioning all the right things."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

'I thought I'd put in the details later.'

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

Back To School Supplies.

'What are your parents going to say man?!'

Self Indulgent Teenager

"Studies show teens get sleepy later than adults and need more sleep. We should start the school day later..."

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

'Only the cap goes backwards...'

Sign by school library reads: 'Passing Lane'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Teens.

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"I've got all the rooms in my GPS so I won't get lost."

"My only hope is that by the time I get to high school, they'll have an app for it."

"Well, I had my first pop quiz. Then I had a bigger pop quiz. Now I have a huge pile of homework."

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

"Of course I'm not quitting school, Dad! If anything, I've learned that if you want to succeed, you need passion and leadership and a whatever-it-takes attitude!"

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

"Man! I haven't slept at all since school started!"

"Mom, I ripped and spilled bleach on my new jeans...they're perfect!"

"The whole world doesn't revolve around candy, you know."

"I can't believe the fashion trends at school this year! They're dyeing their hair...painting their nails...and plucking their eyebrows!"

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"When I first started school all I wanted were A's but since hitting puberty I'm far more interested in D's."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'

"I can't believe school starts next week. The first math exam is gonna be a killer! Then in six weeks, report cards! I'll probably be grounded!"

Sex Education Class: "Smirking or non smirking?"