High School Pillows

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

Prom 2020

"Stop the clowning, Johnson. The final isn't going to be all that bad."

"C'mon. She's clearly just a rebound girl."

'Check out the new guy. He's totally got those, don't-hate-me-just-because-I-might-be-a-vampire eyebrows.'

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"When Jeff used to punch me in the arm in second grade to show he liked me, it was cute. But now...."

'Sorry, it's not programmed to find you a date.'

Springdale High School Class of 19...: Most likely to succeed...Most likely to recede.

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

"How'd you do on that big makeup test?"

"If conformity ever raises its ugly head at this school, I'm out!"

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"Three more years of high school."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

Good Luck in your Exams.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

Jumping cheerleaders

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Department of Nanotechnology

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.