High School Years Pillows

'Did you see that? He walked right past, never made eye contact and totally ignored me. I am SO in love!'

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"Three more years of high school."

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Back to school.

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

Good Luck in your Exams.

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"Feel my claw of death!"

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

Department of Nanotechnology

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

"How was prom?"

Don't you hate...

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'Why not take some time off after high school...travel a bit...get a job...make some money...pay your own way through college.'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.