High Schooler Pillows

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"If Wikileaks released my email about Kevin, I'll just die!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"Three more years of high school."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Back to school.

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"Feel my claw of death!"

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

Don't you hate...

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

Highschool sign.

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

Sex Education Class: "Smirking or non smirking?"

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

Welcome to algebra. As freshmen, you are the unknown variable X. After 32 years, I ask myself Y?

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.