High School Teacher Pillows

"What do I do? I'm a high stress teacher. I mean a high school teacher."

"Who would like to discuss the concept of free will?"

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

Physical Education.

"We can't e-mail our homework, can we?"

"I wish every teacher came with a warning label."

"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."

"Sara, we're shutting down your energy efficient home display until Andy's volcano is dormant again."

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"Look, I gotta go...traffic's getting a little crazy."

"Cut the drama, Baldo...and have a great summer."

'Look at the bum on that Wayne, is she that girl that worked at the Burger Shack?'

"Baldo! That's great news! Don't even think about quitting school!"

Don't you hate... biology class practical jokers.

Welcome to algebra. As freshmen, you are the unknown variable X. After 32 years, I ask myself Y?

A Puppet Named Juan

Where your mind & battle are los

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Ethics exam cheater.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Copycats

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Computer Room.

Gender Equality