High School Memories Pillows

'Come on, man. What would our high school reunion be without Mr. Cool?'

School Reunion Faux Pas.

"Oh, sure, high school. I remember now."

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

'I've always been a geek. In high school I was voted least likely to suffer from jock itch.'

"Remember him? He's the bully who used to put those 'Kick Me' signs on our backs."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

'Where Are They Now?'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

Original punks go to reunion

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

Boys at Leisure

"Helen?"

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

'Pre Reunion Jitters' 'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in high school.'

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

"My high-school reunion went very well, thank you."

"You don't bring me apples anymore."

"I can't go to our high school reunion, no one will recognize me...Hell, I don't recognize me!"

'I hate to quit school, Mrs. Wiggins, but I got a better offer.'

"Darth? Darth Vader?"