High School Memories Seeker Pillows

You're really not going to the dance? Really. Just because someone found out you have a crush on Ryan Beardsley? Just?!! Everyone thinks I'm a pathetic loser. So not true! Most kids don't know who you are! You're picking up this check.

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

'Where Are They Now?'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

Original punks go to reunion

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

"Helen?"

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

'Pre Reunion Jitters' 'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in high school.'

'These are the happiest years of my life, eh? -- you obviously haven't met my algebra teacher!'

"I can't go to our high school reunion, no one will recognize me...Hell, I don't recognize me!"

"My high-school reunion went very well, thank you."

"Darth? Darth Vader?"

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

'I'll take Tommy Peters to cry first, for a nickel.'

"Oh, sure, high school. I remember now."

"Look! Isn't that your old flame from high school?"

At the Class of 1980 shape reunion - 'OMG, look at the old square Doris ended up with!'

'Burl's on a diet. . . his high school class reunion is this Friday.'

"We'll always have the food court."

Remember last Friday when that substitute teacher showed us movies all day...THOSE were the good old days!

"I heard smart girls like smart guys."

"Yeah, I get the same thing. Walked four miles to school in the snow....I guess there weren't any cars of busses when our parents were our age!"

"Sorry, Michael, but no dodge balls past this point."

'Debbie?! Debbie Hollingsworth? Winslow High Prom Queen of 1972?...'

Class Reunion. Remember when we all used to be the same age?