High School Memories Seeker Mugs

Caution May Contain Nuts.

'Where Are They Now?'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Original punks go to reunion

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

"Helen?"

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

'Pre Reunion Jitters' 'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in high school.'

'These are the happiest years of my life, eh? -- you obviously haven't met my algebra teacher!'

"I can't go to our high school reunion, no one will recognize me...Hell, I don't recognize me!"

"My high-school reunion went very well, thank you."

"Darth? Darth Vader?"

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'

"We'll always have the food court."

Remember last Friday when that substitute teacher showed us movies all day...THOSE were the good old days!

'I'll take Tommy Peters to cry first, for a nickel.'

At the Class of 1980 shape reunion - 'OMG, look at the old square Doris ended up with!'

"Yeah, I get the same thing. Walked four miles to school in the snow....I guess there weren't any cars of busses when our parents were our age!"

"Sorry, Michael, but no dodge balls past this point."

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

"Oh, sure, high school. I remember now."

"This will help you make unbiased decisions, AND stay cootie-free."