High School Reminiscers Mugs

'No, that's my photo above the caption: 'Student most likely to succeed'.'

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

'Where Are They Now?'

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Original punks go to reunion

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

I used to have nightmares about forgetting my locker combination. In their nightmares, they forget passwords!

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

Paper Bombs

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'

"Helen?"

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

'Pre Reunion Jitters' 'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in high school.'

'The little punks were waving a red flag at me! In my youth, I would have given them a run for their money!'

'These are the happiest years of my life, eh? -- you obviously haven't met my algebra teacher!'

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

Ned thinks back to his youth.

"My high-school reunion went very well, thank you."

"I can't go to our high school reunion, no one will recognize me...Hell, I don't recognize me!"

"Darth? Darth Vader?"

'Please turn it down - Daddy's trying to do your homework.'

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'

"Oh, sure, high school. I remember now."

Remember last Friday when that substitute teacher showed us movies all day...THOSE were the good old days!

At the Class of 1980 shape reunion - 'OMG, look at the old square Doris ended up with!'

"So, according to law, we're basically hostages till we're 18."

"Yeah, I get the same thing. Walked four miles to school in the snow....I guess there weren't any cars of busses when our parents were our age!"