High School Reminiscers Mugs

'No, that's my photo above the caption: 'Student most likely to succeed'.'

'Where Are They Now?'

Original punks go to reunion

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

Paper Bombs

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

"Helen?"

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

'Pre Reunion Jitters' 'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in high school.'

'These are the happiest years of my life, eh? -- you obviously haven't met my algebra teacher!'

'The little punks were waving a red flag at me! In my youth, I would have given them a run for their money!'

Ned thinks back to his youth.

"I can't go to our high school reunion, no one will recognize me...Hell, I don't recognize me!"

"My high-school reunion went very well, thank you."

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."

"Darth? Darth Vader?"

'Please turn it down - Daddy's trying to do your homework.'

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'

"So, according to law, we're basically hostages till we're 18."

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

At the Class of 1980 shape reunion - 'OMG, look at the old square Doris ended up with!'

Remember last Friday when that substitute teacher showed us movies all day...THOSE were the good old days!

"Yeah, I get the same thing. Walked four miles to school in the snow....I guess there weren't any cars of busses when our parents were our age!"