High School Nostalgia Mugs

"Don't worry...Hernando is the kind of guy women dream about. You're the kind of guy they actually get."

"I heard smart girls like smart guys."

"High school reunions."

Go team!

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

Bell ringer.

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

Boys at Leisure

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

The boss is sending me back to school.

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

Prom 2020

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

'These are the happiest years of my life, eh? -- you obviously haven't met my algebra teacher!'

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

"You've really blotted your copy book this time Higgins!"