High School Nostalgia Pillows

"Don't worry...Hernando is the kind of guy women dream about. You're the kind of guy they actually get."

"High school reunions."

Go team!

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

Bell ringer.

Boys at Leisure

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

The boss is sending me back to school.

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

'These are the happiest years of my life, eh? -- you obviously haven't met my algebra teacher!'

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

Prom 2020

"You've really blotted your copy book this time Higgins!"

"I'm old school. Pass me a handwritten note."

"You don't bring me apples anymore."

'I hate to quit school, Mrs. Wiggins, but I got a better offer.'