High School Throwback Pillows

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

Bell ringer.

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

Boys at Leisure

The boss is sending me back to school.

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

"I was just transferred to the fraternity word."

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

'These are the happiest years of my life, eh? -- you obviously haven't met my algebra teacher!'

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

Prom 2020

Scanning documents

"You've really blotted your copy book this time Higgins!"

"You don't bring me apples anymore."

"I'm old school. Pass me a handwritten note."

'I hate to quit school, Mrs. Wiggins, but I got a better offer.'

"I'm starting to think being class clown was a bad career move."

There's always one.