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'I'll take Tommy Peters to cry first, for a nickel.'

"She said that girls mature faster than boys, so I pulled her hair."

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“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

I miss recess!

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"...Well, where was he when I needed the red Power Ranger?"

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

'These are the happiest years of my life, eh? -- you obviously haven't met my algebra teacher!'

"Can you believe it? Smiley kissed me! I was totally not expecting it. She's probably gonna blabber it to the whole school! If I'm lucky."

The Children's Crusade - 'You give the boys cooties, we'll give the girls cooties - we're back in a week.'

"What a day. I played tag, a yucky girl kissed me, and I got the school's computers back online."

'These are the happiest days of your life.'

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'

Remember last Friday when that substitute teacher showed us movies all day...THOSE were the good old days!

"Yeah, I get the same thing. Walked four miles to school in the snow....I guess there weren't any cars of busses when our parents were our age!"

At the Class of 1980 shape reunion - 'OMG, look at the old square Doris ended up with!'

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'I got lost in between all the classroom trailers at school again.'

'I don't have a dog, so have to eat homework myself.'

'I didn't want to peak too soon.'

"This will help you make unbiased decisions, AND stay cootie-free."

'Ah! Flavoured dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxydropesane and asparteme, it really takes me back to my schooldays.'

'I went to school with Mary today: Boy that was fun!!'

'Of course I remember you. Potkins the Peter Pan of the Lower Fourth.'

"Yes, the underpants sighting is very interesting, but I'm really more intrigued by your observations of London and France."