School Memories Reminiscer Pillows

'I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth. It was a shovel.'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

Boys at Leisure

Paper Bombs

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

"Next week si my parent & teacher, principal, guidance counselor, crossing guard, bus driver and lunch lady conference. Is that bad?"

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

'I hate to quit school, Mrs. Wiggins, but I got a better offer.'

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."

"You don't bring me apples anymore."

"I'm old school. Pass me a handwritten note."

'Please turn it down - Daddy's trying to do your homework.'

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'

"I'm starting to think being class clown was a bad career move."

Billy Bunter - Greyfriar's School 2007.

'I like my history teacher. He's kind of old and I think he lived through much of the history he's teaching.'

"Yeah, I get the same thing. Walked four miles to school in the snow....I guess there weren't any cars of busses when our parents were our age!"