School Memories Pillows

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'

'Classless Reunion'

"Remember before summer when we were in school? We walked in the halls...carried books...took tests. Those were the days."

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"How are people at my reunion going to recognize me? I look in the mirror and even I don't recognize me."

'I went to school with Mary today: Boy that was fun!!'

'Of course I remember you. Potkins the Peter Pan of the Lower Fourth.'

'Tracy is in a good mood today. She's met an old school friend who's fatter than her now.'

Remember last Friday when that substitute teacher showed us movies all day...THOSE were the good old days!

'Ah! Flavoured dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxydropesane and asparteme, it really takes me back to my schooldays.'

At the Class of 1980 shape reunion - 'OMG, look at the old square Doris ended up with!'

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"Yeah, I get the same thing. Walked four miles to school in the snow....I guess there weren't any cars of busses when our parents were our age!"

"Hello Tim!! - Why, I haven't seen you since school days!!"

"Give me your lunch money or you're toast!"

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

"What are you writing?"

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

Boys at Leisure

"I can't believe it's another day closer to the end of school. This is the saddest time of the year. At least until tomorrow...then that will be the saddest time of the year."

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'