School Memories Gifts

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'

'Classless Reunion'

Class Reunion. Remember when we all used to be the same age?

"Remember before summer when we were in school? We walked in the halls...carried books...took tests. Those were the days."

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"How are people at my reunion going to recognize me? I look in the mirror and even I don't recognize me."

'I went to school with Mary today: Boy that was fun!!'

'Of course I remember you. Potkins the Peter Pan of the Lower Fourth.'

'Tracy is in a good mood today. She's met an old school friend who's fatter than her now.'

Remember last Friday when that substitute teacher showed us movies all day...THOSE were the good old days!

'Ah! Flavoured dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxydropesane and asparteme, it really takes me back to my schooldays.'

At the Class of 1980 shape reunion - 'OMG, look at the old square Doris ended up with!'

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

"Yeah, I get the same thing. Walked four miles to school in the snow....I guess there weren't any cars of busses when our parents were our age!"

"Hello Tim!! - Why, I haven't seen you since school days!!"

"Give me your lunch money or you're toast!"

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

I used to have nightmares about forgetting my locker combination. In their nightmares, they forget passwords!

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.