School Memories Enjoyer Gifts

"I spend a lot of time in there."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

Bell ringer.

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

"What are you writing?"

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

Boys at Leisure

The boss is sending me back to school.

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

Prom 2020

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'