High School Memories Gifts

'Debbie?! Debbie Hollingsworth? Winslow High Prom Queen of 1972?...'

'Come on, man. What would our high school reunion be without Mr. Cool?'

School Reunion Faux Pas.

"Oh, sure, high school. I remember now."

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

'I've always been a geek. In high school I was voted least likely to suffer from jock itch.'

"Remember him? He's the bully who used to put those 'Kick Me' signs on our backs."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

'Where Are They Now?'

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Original punks go to reunion

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

"Helen?"

Boys at Leisure

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

'Pre Reunion Jitters' 'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in high school.'

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

"You don't bring me apples anymore."

"My high-school reunion went very well, thank you."