High School Memories Lover Gifts

"We'll always have the food court."

Go team!

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

Bell ringer.

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

The boss is sending me back to school.

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

Boys at Leisure

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

Prom 2020

'I hate to quit school, Mrs. Wiggins, but I got a better offer.'

"You don't bring me apples anymore."

"You've really blotted your copy book this time Higgins!"

"I'm old school. Pass me a handwritten note."

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'

"I'm starting to think being class clown was a bad career move."

'I like my history teacher. He's kind of old and I think he lived through much of the history he's teaching.'