Lover Of High School Moments Gifts

"Sorry, Michael, but no dodge balls past this point."

Go team!

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

Bell ringer.

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

The boss is sending me back to school.

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

'These are the happiest years of my life, eh? -- you obviously haven't met my algebra teacher!'

Prom 2020

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

"Now that's reality TV."

"You've really blotted your copy book this time Higgins!"

There's always one.

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

'You don't believe that stuff about classroom 213 being haunted, do you?'

"Oh, sure, high school. I remember now."

"We'll always have the food court."

"When I first started school all I wanted were A's but since hitting puberty I'm far more interested in D's."

Student Body Socialization Program: '...and it could become very traumatic out there today, when we start forcing the cliques to intermingle.'

'This is what we use for that 'new school year' smell.'