Lover Of High School Moments Pillows

"Sorry, Michael, but no dodge balls past this point."

Go team!

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

Bell ringer.

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

The boss is sending me back to school.

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

'These are the happiest years of my life, eh? -- you obviously haven't met my algebra teacher!'

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

Prom 2020

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

"You've really blotted your copy book this time Higgins!"

"Now that's reality TV."

There's always one.

"Look! Isn't that your old flame from high school?"

"I heard smart girls like smart guys."

"When I first started school all I wanted were A's but since hitting puberty I'm far more interested in D's."

"Oh, sure, high school. I remember now."

'Burl's on a diet. . . his high school class reunion is this Friday.'

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

"We'll always have the food court."

'You don't believe that stuff about classroom 213 being haunted, do you?'

'Debbie?! Debbie Hollingsworth? Winslow High Prom Queen of 1972?...'

Student Body Socialization Program: '...and it could become very traumatic out there today, when we start forcing the cliques to intermingle.'