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"We'll always have the food court."

Go team!

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

Bell ringer.

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

The boss is sending me back to school.

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

Boys at Leisure

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

Prom 2020

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

"You've really blotted your copy book this time Higgins!"

'I hate to quit school, Mrs. Wiggins, but I got a better offer.'

"You don't bring me apples anymore."

"I'm old school. Pass me a handwritten note."

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'

"I'm starting to think being class clown was a bad career move."