School Days Remembrancer Pillows

"Next week si my parent & teacher, principal, guidance counselor, crossing guard, bus driver and lunch lady conference. Is that bad?"

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"What can I say? Second grade just hasn't lived up to the hype."

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

"What are you writing?"

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

"I can't believe it's another day closer to the end of school. This is the saddest time of the year. At least until tomorrow...then that will be the saddest time of the year."

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

'Please turn it down - Daddy's trying to do your homework.'

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'

For most, the day before school started was considered Labor Day. For Stewie's mom however, it had always been considered Independence Day.

"How about a note for my yearbook?"

"Yeah, I get the same thing. Walked four miles to school in the snow....I guess there weren't any cars of busses when our parents were our age!"

Remember last Friday when that substitute teacher showed us movies all day...THOSE were the good old days!

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

"Whew, am I glad there are more boys than girls in this class!"

At the Class of 1980 shape reunion - 'OMG, look at the old square Doris ended up with!'

"Look what Sylvia Sanchez wrote in my yearbook! I didn't know I was so special to her!"

'I went to school with Mary today: Boy that was fun!!'

'Ah! Flavoured dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxydropesane and asparteme, it really takes me back to my schooldays.'