School Days Remembrancer Prints

"Next week si my parent & teacher, principal, guidance counselor, crossing guard, bus driver and lunch lady conference. Is that bad?"

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"What can I say? Second grade just hasn't lived up to the hype."

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

I used to have nightmares about forgetting my locker combination. In their nightmares, they forget passwords!

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"What are you writing?"

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'

"I can't believe it's another day closer to the end of school. This is the saddest time of the year. At least until tomorrow...then that will be the saddest time of the year."

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

You kids are lucky. The first day back to school is full of promise! West Fester. I say it's just full!

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

'Please turn it down - Daddy's trying to do your homework.'

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'

For most, the day before school started was considered Labor Day. For Stewie's mom however, it had always been considered Independence Day.

"Whew, am I glad there are more boys than girls in this class!"

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

"Yeah, I get the same thing. Walked four miles to school in the snow....I guess there weren't any cars of busses when our parents were our age!"

Remember last Friday when that substitute teacher showed us movies all day...THOSE were the good old days!

"How about a note for my yearbook?"

At the Class of 1980 shape reunion - 'OMG, look at the old square Doris ended up with!'

Class Reunion. Remember when we all used to be the same age?

Student sits under a stool with a dunce cap on it in a classroom.

'Ah! Flavoured dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxydropesane and asparteme, it really takes me back to my schooldays.'