School Memories Reminiscer Prints

'I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth. It was a shovel.'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

I used to have nightmares about forgetting my locker combination. In their nightmares, they forget passwords!

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'

Paper Bombs

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

Boys at Leisure

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

"Next week si my parent & teacher, principal, guidance counselor, crossing guard, bus driver and lunch lady conference. Is that bad?"

"You don't bring me apples anymore."

"I'm old school. Pass me a handwritten note."

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."

'I hate to quit school, Mrs. Wiggins, but I got a better offer.'

'Please turn it down - Daddy's trying to do your homework.'

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'

"I'm starting to think being class clown was a bad career move."

Billy Bunter - Greyfriar's School 2007.

'I like my history teacher. He's kind of old and I think he lived through much of the history he's teaching.'