Reminiscent Of School Days Pillows

"What can I say? Second grade just hasn't lived up to the hype."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

I used to have nightmares about forgetting my locker combination. In their nightmares, they forget passwords!

Bell ringer.

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

"What are you writing?"

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

Boys at Leisure

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

The boss is sending me back to school.

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

"I can't believe it's another day closer to the end of school. This is the saddest time of the year. At least until tomorrow...then that will be the saddest time of the year."

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

"Next week si my parent & teacher, principal, guidance counselor, crossing guard, bus driver and lunch lady conference. Is that bad?"

"I'm pretty sure my parents' homeowners insurance will cover it."