School Days Enthusiast Pillows

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

'Have you seen this report card? 'Not only is he the most badly behaved boy in his class, but he also has a good attendance record.''

Remember last Friday when that substitute teacher showed us movies all day...THOSE were the good old days!

"Whew, am I glad there are more boys than girls in this class!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"What can I say? Second grade just hasn't lived up to the hype."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

High School

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

Classroom.

"What are you writing?"

"I did my homework, but my little brother took it to his 'show and tell'."

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."