Quirky School Days Appreciator Pillows

"Great, just great! School photos are tomorrow..."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"What can I say? Second grade just hasn't lived up to the hype."

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

I used to have nightmares about forgetting my locker combination. In their nightmares, they forget passwords!

"What are you writing?"

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'

"What's your favorite time of year? Summer vacation, Christmas holidays, or spring break?"

"Next week si my parent & teacher, principal, guidance counselor, crossing guard, bus driver and lunch lady conference. Is that bad?"

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

'A computer virus ate my homework.'

'A sinkhole ate my homework...?'

'Please turn it down - Daddy's trying to do your homework.'

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

"Whew, am I glad there are more boys than girls in this class!"

"How about a note for my yearbook?"

Coathooks.

Remember last Friday when that substitute teacher showed us movies all day...THOSE were the good old days!

Paul Revere circa 3rd grade.

"At least I'm learning right from wrong."

A chaos of kids

Student sits under a stool with a dunce cap on it in a classroom.

'I try to talk slow the way I print letters, but when I get excited, it comes out cursive!'

'My Grandmother made them. The specks are liver spots.'

"I always look so old in these photos."

"Let's see. ... We'll take Death."

"Look what Sylvia Sanchez wrote in my yearbook! I didn't know I was so special to her!"