Time Traveler Of School Days Pillows

"For my money, Back To School Day is the scariest day of the year."

Moses on the web

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"What can I say? Second grade just hasn't lived up to the hype."

I drive, therefore I am.

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

"I'm doing just fine ??" as long as no one decides to do a background check."

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

'School was really exciting today -- they busted up a meth lab in chemistry class.'

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

Caveman at Computer

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

I used to have nightmares about forgetting my locker combination. In their nightmares, they forget passwords!

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

'Today, in kindergarten, we learned how to count to one.'

"What are you writing?"

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

You kids are lucky. The first day back to school is full of promise! West Fester. I say it's just full!

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

"I can't believe it's another day closer to the end of school. This is the saddest time of the year. At least until tomorrow...then that will be the saddest time of the year."

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'

"...and if I press this button..."

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

"Next week si my parent & teacher, principal, guidance counselor, crossing guard, bus driver and lunch lady conference. Is that bad?"